Hi! I'm Christina and this is my multi-purpose blog. Here you will find an odd assortment of material that either inspires me, motivates me, or just makes me laugh. Enjoy~
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
remember when I watched tv shows for fun and not because I was emotionally dependent with the fate of the characters
most beautifulbest man’s speech
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
I’m so tired of this website trying to sound fragile n cute “please be kind to insects” if ants are invading my home it’s time to fight back
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH
DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB
This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.